My friend, you want batteries, don’t go to the butcher’s. This is Obsidian and there are plugins that help you achieve what you want, but you may not be able to do it directly.
It is you who wants to achieve these things so instead of calling people names, why not try and look around, broaden your horizons and stop this passive aggressive behaviour? You got help in that other thread. If you want more immediate or personalized help, you must think about getting hired help or a course YouTubers are offering. The bare mininum is not bite the hand that tries to feed you.
In the meantime, food for thought:
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